The Club Cross
A tiny tribute to big fun! This desktop-sized, resin replica of a classic St. Andrew’s Cross adds the perfect touch of dark, graphic-novel dungeon humor to your desk, altar, or nightstand.
Dimensions:
5 inches tall x 3.2 inches wide or 12.7 cm x 7.62 cm
Return & Refund Policy: Merchandise & Accessories
Thank you for gearing up with the Naughty Pine Club! Because of the unique nature of our novelty lifestyle merchandise, the promotional use of our items at events, and strict health and hygiene standards, all sales on accessories and merchandise are strictly final. We do not offer refunds, returns, or exchanges if you change your mind.
We stand by the quality of our club gear, so we will gladly fix any issues caused by transit or packing mistakes:
Damaged or Defective Items
If a carrier mishandles your package and an item arrives broken, bent, or defective:
Snap a clear photo of the damaged product and its packaging within 48 hours of delivery.
Email the photo along with your order number to naughtypineclub@gmail.com
We will immediately ship out a brand-new replacement item to you at zero extra cost.
Incorrect Items Received
If our shipping crew accidentally packs the wrong item or variation in your order:
Send us a quick photo of the incorrect item you received within 48 hours of delivery.
Email it to naughtypineclub@gmail.com
We will immediately ship out your correct merchandise right away.
If our shipping crew accidentally packs the wrong item or variation in your order:
Send us a quick photo of the incorrect item you received within 48 hours of delivery.
Email it to naughtypineclub@gmail.com
We will immediately ship out your correct merchandise right away.
A Signature Piece for the Club
Standing at a perfectly balanced 4 inches tall, each member of the Naughty Pine Club is more then just decor-it's a conversation piece. Designed for the home bar, the nightstand, playroom or out in the open on a window sill, these figures are the ultimate "if you know, you know" signal.
Premium Craftsmanship:
*High-Quality Resin: Every figure is precision-printed using professional grade 3D resin for crisp, sharp details and colors
*Artisan Finished: Forget factory-made plastics. Each Pine is hand-painted in our studio, ensuring that no two members of the club are exactly alike.
*Built to Last: We coat every piece in a premium matte varnish. This protective seal ensures the colors stay vibrant and the finish remains durable, preventing wear from handling or display.
*The Perfect Size: at 4 inches, they are large enough to be noticed , but discreet enough to hide when needed.
Collectors Note: Because these are hand finished and 3D prints, minor variations in texture and color are a mark of their unique, handmade nature, Your Pine isn't just a product, it's a member of the inner circle
Return & Refund Policy: Merchandise & Accessories
Thank you for gearing up with the Naughty Pine Club! Because of the unique nature of our novelty lifestyle merchandise, the promotional use of our items at events, and strict health and hygiene standards, all sales on accessories and merchandise are strictly final. We do not offer refunds, returns, or exchanges if you change your mind.
We stand by the quality of our club gear, so we will gladly fix any issues caused by transit or packing mistakes:
Damaged or Defective Items
If a carrier mishandles your package and an item arrives broken, bent, or defective:
Snap a clear photo of the damaged product and its packaging within 48 hours of delivery.
Email the photo along with your order number to naughtypineclub@gmail.com
We will immediately ship out a brand-new replacement item to you at zero extra cost.
Incorrect Items Received
If our shipping crew accidentally packs the wrong item or variation in your order:
Send us a quick photo of the incorrect item you received within 48 hours of delivery.
Email it to naughtypineclub@gmail.com
We will immediately ship out your correct merchandise right away.
We understand that membership in the Club is on a "need to know basis". Whether your ordering a dapper gift or a bold new addition to your playroom, we prioritize your privacy from our studio to your door step!
*100% Discreet Packaging: your club members arrive in a standard box. No naughty logos or pineapple branding
*Return address: Our shipping labels will use neutral sender name like "NPC" no one will be the wiser.
*Secure Inside: While the outside is plain, the inside is pure Pineapple Club. "every figure is wrapped securely in premium padding to avoid any mishaps.
*Inside packaging: Each Pine comes with its original pineapple box
